A Hey
A/S/L Age/sex/location
A3 Anyplace, anywhere, anytime
AA As above
AA Adios amigo
AAF Always and forever
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAWC After awhile crocodile
AAYF As always, your friend
Abbrev Abbreviation
ABCP A bad computer professional
Abt About
ACD Alt-Control-Delete
Ack Acknowledged
Add Address
Addy Address
ADM Ay dios mio
ADN Any day now
ADPIC Always Dependably Politically Incorrect
AFAIAC As far as I am concerned
AFAIC As far as I'm concerned
AFAICT As far as I can tell
AFAIK As far as I know
AFAP As fast as possible
AFK Away from keyboard
AFN All for now
AFU All f***ed up
AFWIW Anyway, for what it's worth
Agl Angel
AH At home
AHFY Always here for you
AI As if
AIM AOL Instant Messenger
AIP Agreement in Principle
AISB As I said before
AIUI As I understand it
AKA Also known as
ALAP As long as possible
ALOL Actually laughing out loud
Alt A lot
Am Antemeridian
Amazn Amazing
AMBL All my boundless love
AML All my love
AMS Ask me something
ANTM America's Next Top Model
AOC Available on cell
AOI A** on ice
AOL America Online
AOMM Always on my mind
AOYP Angel on your pillow
AP Attached Parenting
App Appreciate
ASAP As soon as possible
ASL Age, sex, location
ASLP Age, sex, location, picture
ATB All the best
ATM At the moment
ATPM About to pee myself
ATSL Along the same lines
ATT All the time
ATW All the way
ATYS Anything you say
AUT Are you there
AWA As well as
AWL Always with love
AWOL Absent while online
AWT At what time
AWTY Are we there yet?
AYC Are you coming?
AYK As you know
AYKM Are you kidding me?
AYOR At your own risk
AYS Are you serious?
AYTMTB And you're telling me this because
AYW As you were
AYW As you wish
AYWK As you well know
Azm Awesome
Azn Asian
B Be
B-day Birthday
B/c Because
B/f Brain fart
B/r Bathroom
B/w Between
B4 Before
B4N Bye for now
BA B**** a**
BAC Back at computer
BAIC Boy am I confused
BAK Back at keyboard
BAMF Bad a** mother f*****
BASOR Breathing a sigh of relief
BAT B**** a** trick
BB Bright blessings
BB Blessed be
BB Bye bye
BBB Boring beyond belief
BBFN Bye-bye for now
BBIAB Be back in a bit
BBIAM Be back in a minute
BBL Be back later
BBM Brains by Mattel
BBML Be back much later
BBS Be back soon
BBSS Be back soon sweetie
BBT Be back tomorrow
BBW Big beautiful women
BBW Big black women
BBW Be back whenever
BBWL Be back way later
BC Be cool
Bc Because
BCC Blind carbon copy
BCNU Be seein' you
BCO Big crush on
BD Big deal
Bd Birthday
Bd Blu-ray
BDU Brain dead user
Bf Boyfriend
BFD Big freakin' deal
BFF Best friends forever
BFFE Best friends forever
BFFL Best friend for life
BFFLAB Best friend for life and beyond
BFFM Best friends forevermore
BFFN Best friend for now
BFH B**** from h***
BFN Bye for now
BFR Big freakin' rock
BFTD Best friends till death
BFU Brain free user
BFU Bezny Franta uzivatel
BGF Best guy friend
BGR Boy girl relationship
BH Better half
BH Bloody hell
BH@ Be home at
BHL8 Be home late
BHS Be home soon
BIAB Back in a bit
BIAM Back in a minute
BIC Butt in chair
biffles Best friends for life
BIL Brother-in-law
BIL Boss is listening
BION Believe it or not
BIOYA Blow it out your a**
BJ B job
Bk Back
BL Buddy list
BLTN Better late than never
BLUF Bottom line up front
blvmot Believe me on that
BM Bite me
BMA Best mates always
BMBO Blow my brains out
BME Based on my experience
BN Bad news
BNIB Brand new in box
BNO Boys night out
BO Back off
BOC Butt on chair
BOHICA Bend over here it comes again
BOL Be on later
BOOMS Bored out of my skull
BOS Brat over shoulder
BOT Back on topic
BOT Be on that
BOTB Back of the book
BOYDS Back off you dipstick
BR Best regards
Br Bathroom
Br Blu-ray
BRB Be right back
BRB Bathroom break
BRBRB Bathroom, be right back
BRH Be right here
BRRRB Be rrright back
BRT Be right there
BS Bull s***
BSOD Blue screen of death
Bstd Busted
BSTS Better safe than sorry
BTA But then again
BTCHF Bye, take care, have fun
BTDT Been there, done that
BTHO Back the heck off
Bthrm Bathroom
BTHU Back the heck up
BTK Back to keyboard
BTM Bite me
BTSOOM Beats the shizzle out of me
BTW By the way
BTWITIAILWU By the way, I think I am in love with you
BTWITIAILWY By the way, I think I am in love with you
BTWITILY By the way, I think I love you
Btwn Between
BU&I Between you and I
Bubi Goodbye
bup Backup Plan
BW Be well
BWBR Brunette with blonde roots
BWG Big wide grin
BWL Bursting with laughter
BWTM But wait, there's more
BYH Bless your heart
BYKT But you knew that
BYOB Bring your own beer
BYTM Better you than me
C See
C&G Chuckle and grin
C2C Cam to cam
C4N Ciao for now
CAC Cool as a cucumber
CAS Clothing Aquisition Syndrome
CB Chris Brown
CBA Can't be ar**d
CBF Can't be f'ed
CC I understand
CC Carbon copy
Cd9 Parents are watching
Cd99 Parents are no longer watching
CFV Call for votes
Chingo Chat lingo
Chx Chickens
CICU Can I see you?
CID Consider it done
CIP Cell it please
CIS Consumer Information Service
CM Call me
CMB Call me back
CME Checking my e-mail
CMFWIC Chief mo fo of who's in charge
CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong
CNP Continued next post
CNRHKYITF Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face
COA Course of action
COB Close of business
COC Code of conduct
COD Call of Duty
COL Crying out loud
COS Child over shoulder
CP Club Penguin
CPE Coolest Person Ever
Cr ChatRef.com
CRAFT Can't remember a freakin' thing
CRS Can't remember stuff
CRTLA Can't remember the three letter acronym
Crz Crazy
CTC Call the cell
CTFU Cracking the f*** up
CTHU Cracking the heck up
CTN Can't talk now
CTO Check this out
Ctr Center
CTRN Can't talk right now
CU See you
CU2MR See you tomorrow
CU@ See you around
CUB Call you back
CUL Call you later
CUL Catch you later
CUL See you later
CUL8R See you later
CUL8R Call you later
CUL8RM8 See you later m8
CULA See you later alligator
CUS See you soon
Cuz Because
CWOT Complete waste of time
Cya See ya
CYB Call you back
CYDI Can ya dig it
CYE Check your e-mail
CYF Check your Facebook
CYFB Check your Facebook
CYL Catch ya later
CYM Check your MySpace
CYOA Cover your own a**
CYR Call your
CYWW2BY See ya, wouldn't want to be ya
D/C Don't care
D/l Download
D/S Dominant/Submissive
D8 Date
Da The
DA Dumb a**
DAH Dumb a** hole
DAQ Dumb asked question
DBEYR Don't believe everything you read
DBG Don't be gay
DBMN Don't bug me now
DBS Dad behind shoulder
DD Dear daughter
Ded Dead
Deets Details
DFL Dead freaking last
DFTBA Don't forget to be awesome
DH Dear husband
DH Dear hubby
DHYB Don't hold your breath
DIIK Darned if I know
DIKU Do I know you?
DIL Daughter-in-law
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a flip?
DILLIGAFF Does it look like I give a flying flip?
DIY Do it yourself
DK Don't know
DKDC Don't know, don't care
DL Down low
Dl Download
DL Doing Laundry
DLM Don't leave me
DLO Down low
DLTBBB Don't let the bed bugs bite
DLTCU Don't let them catch you
DM Do me
DMI Don't mention it
DMY Don't mess yourself
DND Do not disturb
Dnt Don't
DOM Dirty old man
DOS Dad over shoulder
DP Dear partner
DQOTD Dumb question of the day
DQYDJ Don't quit your day job
DRC Don't really care
DRK Don't really know
DS Dear son
DSI Don't sweat it
DT Dang typos
DU Don't understand
DU Darn you
DUK Didn't you know?
DULM Do you love me
DUUT Do you understand that?
DW Don't worry
DW Dear wife
DWHTGTTA Do we have to go through this again
DWL Dying with laughter
DYD Don't you dare
DYFI Did you find it?
DYJHIW Don't you just hate it when
DYK Did you know
DYLM Do you like me
DYM Did you mean
DYTTH Did you talk to him?
DYTTH Did you talk to her?
E-OK Electronically OK
Ea Each
EA Electronic Arts
EAK Eating at keyboard
EG Evil grin
EG For example
EI Eat it
Em E-mail
Emc2 Genius
Emo Emotional
Emsg E-mail Message
EOD End of discussion
EOL End of lecture
EOL End of line
EOM End of message
EOR End of rant
EOT End of thread
ESAD Eat s*** and die
ETA Estimated time of arrival
ETA Edited to add
ETD Estimated time of departure
Ez Easy
F Female
F2F Face to face
F2T Free to talk
F9 Fine
FAF Funny as fluff
FAH Funny as heck
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
Fb Facebook
FBO Facebook Official
FCOL For crying out loud
FF Freeze frame
FF Flying Fadoodle
FFA Free for all
FFF Fight for first
FFS For f***'s sake
FFWE Finds fault with everything
FH F***ing Heck
FH Future husband
FICCL Frankly, I could care less
FIL Father-in-law
FITB Fill in the blanks
FML F*** my life
Fn Fine
FNB Football and beer
FO Far out
FO Freaking out
FOAF Friend of a friend
FOB Fresh off the boat
FOCL Falling off the chair laughing
FOFL Falling on the floor laughing
FOFLMAO Falling on the floor laughing my a** off
FOOMCL Falling out of my chair laughing
FORD Found on road dead
FORD Flipped Over and Rebuilt Dodge
FORGIVE Faith, Obedience, Righteousness, Grace, Inheritance, Victory, Edify
FOTD Face of the day
FOTFL Falling on the floor laughing
FOTFLMAO Falling on the floor laughing my a** off
FOTFLOL Falling on the floor, laughing out loud
FPS First-person shooter
FPS Frames per second
Frnd Friend
FS For sale
FTEL For the epic loss
FTEW For the epic win
FTFY Fixed that for you
FTG For the group
FTL For the loss
FTMFW For the mother f***ing win
FTMP For the most part
FTP File transfer protocol
FTR For the record
FTTB For the time being
FTW For the win
FU F*** you
FU Fully understood
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUD Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
FUSIT Fouled up situation
FUT Follow up to
FW Future wife
FWIW For what it's worth
FYA For your amusement
FYEO For your eyes only
FYI For your information
G Grin
G2G Gotta go
G2G Good to go
G2GIAM Got to go in a minute
G2GP Got to go pee
G2P Gone to pee
G2PB Got to pee badly
G2TU Got to tell you
G4U Good for you
G8r Gator
G9 Goodnight
G9 Genius
GA Go ahead
GA Good afternoon
GAG Got any gossip?
GAL Get a life
GALMA Go away, leave me alone
GAS Greetings and salutations
GAS Gear Aquisition Syndrome
GAWMA Go ahead, whet my appetite
Gb Goodbye
GB2W Get back to work
GBFN Goodbye for now
GBH Great big hug
GBH&K Great big hug and kiss
GBTTD Got better things to do
GBTW Get back to work
GC Groovy cat
GD Good day
GD&H Grinning, ducking, and hiding
GD&R Grinning, ducking, and running
GDR Grinning, ducking, running
GE Good evening
Gf Girlfriend
GFN Gone for now
GFU Good for you
GFY Go f*** yourself
GFY Good for you
GG Good game
GG Good grief
Ggg Giggle
GGG Gotta get a grip
GGGB Good girl gone bad
GGL Good game loser
GGOGG Great gobs of goose grease
GI Good idea
GIC God's in control
GICBTS Gosh, I can't believe that stuff
GICNBY Gosh, I cannot believe you
GIG God is good
GIT Get over it
GIWISI Gee, I wish I said it
GJ Good job
GJP Good job partner
GK Go know
GL Good luck
GL Get lost
GL2U Good luck to you
GLHFTTYL Good luck, have fun, talk to you later
GLWT Good luck with that
GM Good morning
GM Good match
GM Good move
GMTA Great minds think alike
GMV Got my vote
Gn Goodnight
GNO Girls night out
GNOC Get naked on camera
GNST Good night, sleep tight
GOK God only knows
GOL Giggle out loud
GOL Groaning out loud
GOLF Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden
GOMB Get off my back
GOTY Game of the Year
GOW Gears of War
GOW2 Gears of War 2
GOWI Get on with it
GOWM Go out with me
GP Go private
GPOY Gratuitous picture of you
GPW Global Password
GR Gotta Run
GR&D Grinning, running, and ducking
Gr8 Great
Grl Girl
GS Good shot
GSHIWMP Giggling so hard I wet my pants
GSOH Great sense of humor
GSW Got some weed
GT2T Got time to talk
GTF Gone too far
GTFO Get the f*** out
GTFOOH Get the f*** out of here
GTG Got to go
GTR Got to run
gtrdun Get 'er done
GTSY Glad to see you
Gud Good
GUFN Grounded until further notice
Gv Give
Gvn Given
GYFO Get your freak on
GYSR Gosh, you're so random
Gz Congratulations
H Hug
H&K Hugs and kisses
H/O Hold on
H/w Homework
H8 Hate
H8t Hate
HA Hello again
HABD Have a blessed day
HAGD Have a good day
HAGS Have a great summer
HAGW Have a good week
Haha Laughing
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAN How about now?
HAND Have a nice day
Hav Have
HAY How are you
HB Hug back
HB Hurry back
HB2U Happy birthday to you
HBD Happy birthday
HBU How 'bout you
HC How cool
HCIT How cool is that
HDYLMN How do you like me now
Hehe Laughing
HF Have fun
HFC Holy freaking crap
HH Ha-ha
HH Holding hands
HH1/2KO Ha-ha, half-kidding only
HHOJ/K Ha-ha, only just kidding
HHOS Ha-ha, only serious
HHSF Ha-ha, so funny
HHVF Ha-ha, very funny
HIWTH Hate it when that happens
HK Hugs and kisses
HK Hello Kitty
HLBD Happy late birthday
Hm Home
HMSL Holding my sides laughing
HMU Hit me up
HO Hold on
HOAS Hold on a second
HOAS Heck of a shot
HOF Hall of fame
HOM Hit or miss
HOPE Highlights of Personal Experience
HOPE Have Only Positive Expectations
HORU How old are you
HOS Husband over shoulder
Hot-tea Hottie
Hp Handphone
HPDC Happy People Don't Complain
HRU How are you?
Hry Hurry
HS Head shot
HSIK How should I know
HSM High school musical
HTC Hit the cell
HTH Hope this helps
HTN High time now
HTSUS Hope to see you soon
HU Hook up
HU Hang up
HU Hold up
Hw Homework
Hw Hardware
HWP Height weight proportionate
HWU Hey, what's up?
HY Heck yeah
HYE Have you ever
I8 I ate
I8U I hate you
IA I agree
IAB In a bit
IAC In any case
IAD It all depends
IAE In any event
IAG It's all good
IAGSMSOL I am getting some money sooner or later
IAGW In a good way
IAIL I am in love
IAM In a minute
IANAL I am not a lawyer
Iat Alright
IAW In accordance with
IAWMP I almost wet my pants
IAWTC I agree with the comment
IAYF It's all your fault
IB2D I beg to differ
IC I see
IC In character
ICBW I could be wrong
ICE In case of emergency
ICHI I can't help it
ICL In Christian Love
ICO In care of
ICO In concern of
ICOCBW I could, of course, be wrong
ICURNVS I see you are envious
Id10t Idiot
IDC I don't care
IDEK I don't even know
IDFK I don't freaking know
IDGAF I don't give a f***
IDGI I don't get it
IDGRA I don't give a rat's a**
IDHI I don't have it
IDK I don't know
IDMB I'll do my best
IDNDT I did not do that
IDNK I do not know
IDR I don't remember
IDS I'm dead serious
IDT I don't think
IDTS I don't think so
IDU I don't understand
IE That is
IFOCN In front of computer naked
IFSFY I feel sorry for you
IG I guess
Iggy Ignored
IGI I get it
IH8U I hate you
Iha I hate acronyms
IHI I have it
IHU I hate you
IHY I hate you
IIOK If I only knew
IIRC If I remember correctly
IJC2SILU I just called to say I love you
IJDGAF I just don't give a f***
IK I know
IKHYF I know how you feel
IKR I know, right?
IKWUM I know what you mean
IKYD I know you did
ILAMY I love and miss you
ILMM I love my man
ILU I love you
ILU I like you
ILUB I love you baby
ILUGTD I love you guys to death
ILUM I love you man
ILUVU I love you
ILY I love you
ILY2 I love you too
ILYFE I love you for eternity
ILYK I'll let you know
ILYL I love you lots
ILYLC I love you like crazy
ILYMTYWEK I love you more than you would ever know
ILYSM I love you so much
ILYWAMH I love you with all my heart
IM Instant Message
IM Instant Messenger
IMA I might add
IMAO In my arrogant opinion
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMD In my dreams
IME In my experience
IMHARO In my humble and respectful opinion
IMHBMAO In my humble but most accurate opinion
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMHO In my honest opinion
IMIO In my infallible opinion
Imma I'm gonna
IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion
IMNSVHO In my not so very humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IMOT I'm on that
IMS If memory serves
IMSO In my sovereign opinion
imtg In meeting
IMU I miss you
IMVHO In my very humble opinion
IMY I miss you
imya I miss you already
INR I know right
INRS It's not rocket science
INU I need you
Iono I don't know
IOU I owe you
IOW In other words
IPN I'm posting naked
IR In room
Ir8 Irate
IRDK I really don't know
IRL In real life
IRSTBO It really sucks the big one
IRT In regards to
IS I'm sorry
ISH I'm so hungry
ISO In search of
ISO Is seeking other
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTM It seems to me
ISWYM I see what you mean
ITBOOTP In the bathroom, out of toilet paper
ITILY I think I like you
ITILY I think I love you
ITMT In the meantime
ITR Internet Talk Radio
ITR Income Tax Return
ITR In the room
ITTWACW I thought this was a Christian website
ITYF I think you'll find
ITYM I think you mean
ITYS I told you so
IW2BWU I want to be with you
IWTY I would tickle you
IWU I want you
IYQ I like you
J Joking
J/K Just kidding
J/P Just playing
JAM Just a minute
JAS Just a second
JASE Just another system error
JBC Just because
JC Just checking
JC Just chilling
JC Just curious
JFGI Just flippin' Google it
JFK Just freakin' kidding
JIC Just in case
JIT Just in time
JJ Just joking
JK Just kidding
JLMK Just let me know
JMHO Just my humble opinion
JMO Just my opinion
JOOC Just out of curiosity
JP Just playing
JS Just saying
JSYK Just so you know
JTLYK Just to let you know
JUIL Just you I love
JW Just wondering
K OK
K Kiss
kas Kicking and screaming
KB Kiss back
Kewl Cool
KHYF Know how you feel
KIR Keepin' it real
KISS Keep it simple, stupid
KIT Keep in touch
KK Kiss kiss
KK OK
Kl Kool
KM Kiss me
KMA Kiss my a**
KMAB Kiss my a** b****
KMB Kiss my butt
KMMFA Kiss my MF a**
KMSO Knocked my socks off
KOS Kid over shoulder
KOS Kill on site
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KOTL Kiss on the lips
KPTONDL Keep it on the down low
KSC Kinda sorta chuckle
kthx OK, Thanks
KTHXBAI OK, thanks, bye
KUTGW Keep up the good work
Kw Know
KWIM Know what I mean
KWIS Know what I'm saying
KYSOTI Keep your stick on the ice
L Laughing
L/F/E Lovers forever
L2M Listening to music
L2P Learn to play
L8 Late
L8er Later
L8r Later
LA Laughing a lot
Laf Laugh
Laffing Laughing
LAFS Love at first sight
LAL Laugh a little
LAL Laughing a lot
LAST Locate, Access, Stabilize, Transport
Lawl LOL
LBF Later, best friend
LC Let's celebrate
Lemeno Let me know
LEP Love emo people
LF Looking for
LFD Left for day
LFK Let's french kiss
LFM Looking for more
LFTD Left for the day
LFTD Laugh for the day
LHO Laughing head off
LIG Life is good
Lil Little
LIQ Laughing inside quietly
LL Later loser
LLC Laughing like crazy
LLOL Literally laughing out loud
LLPOF Liar liar pants on fire
LM Letters mailed
LMA Leave me alone
LMAO Laughing my a** off
LMAOROF Laughing my a** off rolling on the floor
LMAOROTF Laughing my a** off and rolling on the floor
LMBO Laughing my butt off
LMFAO Laughing my freakin' a** off
LMFAO Laughing my fat a** off
LMFAOPIMP Laughing my freaking a** off peeing in my pants
LMFBO Laughing my fat butt off
LMFHO Laughing my freakin' heart out
LMHO Laughing my hiney off
LMIRL Let's meet in real life
LMK Let me know
LMO Leave me one
LMO Let's make out
LMWAO Laughing my white a** off
LOC Load of crap
LOFL Laughing out freakin' loud
LOI Laughing on the inside
LOL Laughing out loud
LOL Little old lady
LOL Lots of love
LOLAWS Laugh out loud and with style
LOLHK Lots of love, hugs, and kisses
LOLOL Lots of laugh out louds
LOLROFLMAO Laughing out loud, rolling on floor, laughing my a** off
LOLUSA Laughing out loud until sides ache
LOLZ Laugh out louds
LOML Love of my life
LOQ Laugh out quietly
LOTFLOL Lying on the floor laughing out loud
LOTI Laughing on the inside
LOTR Lord of the Rings
LQTM Laughing quietly to myself
LRL Laugh real loud
LRU Least Recently Used
LSHMSFOAIDMT Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco
LSS Long story short
LST Long-sleeve t-shirt
LTD Lovers till death
LTMQ Laughing to myself quietly
LTNS Long time, no see
LTP Let's talk privately
Ltr Letter
LTR Long term relationship
Ltr Later
LU Love you
Lu4ever Love your forever
LUA Love you a lot
LUB Love you, bye
LUGLS Love you guys like sisters
LUL Love you lots
LULAB Love you like a brother
LULAF Love you like a friend
LULAS Love you like a sister
LUM Love you man
Luv Love
Luzr Loser
Lv Love
LV1 Leave one
LWT Laughing with tears
LY Love ya
LYA Love you always
LYK Let you know
LYL Love you lots
LYLAB Love you like a brother
LYLAS Love you like a sister
LYMI Love you, mean it
Lyn Lying
LYSM Love you so much
M Male
M$ Microsoft
M/f Male or female
M02 My two cents
M8 Mate
Mab Maybe
MB My bad
MBF My best friend
MBS Mom behind shoulder
MD@U Mad at you
MD@UFN Mad at you for now
MDIAC My dad is a cop
Me2 Me too
MF Mother F***er
MFB Mother F***ing B****
MGB May God bless
Mgmt Management
Mhm Mm-hmm
MHOTY My hat's off to you
MI Marching Illini
MIA Missing in action
MIB Men in Black
MIBG Mental image be gone
MIL Mother-in-law
MIMAS May I make a suggestion
Min Minute
Mins Minutes
MIPS Millions of Instructions Per Second
Mishu Miss you
MKA Make additions
MLIA My life is average
MM Merry meet
MM Missing my
MM Make me
MMA Meet me at
MMAMP Meet me at my place
MMB Message me back
MMBBG Massively Multiplayer Browser-Based Game
MMFU My mate fancies you
MMHRD Many Many Happy Returns of the Day
Mmk OK
MMO Masively Multiplayer Online
MMOB Mind my own business
MMOG Massively Multiplayer Online Game
MMORPG Massively multiplayer online role-playing game
MMRD My mind is rolled down
Mng Manage
Mngr Manager
Mob Mobile
MOH Medal of Honor
MOH Maid of Honor
MOO My own opinion
MORF Male or female
MOS Mom over shoulder
MOTAS Members of the appropriate sex
MOTOS Members of the opposite sex
MOTSS Members of the same sex
MOTU Masters of the Universe
MOTU Mark of the Unicorn
MP Merry part
MR Mentally Retarded
MRU Most recently used
Ms Microsoft
Ms Miss
MSB My sexy b****
Msg Message
MST Must see today
Mt Mistype
MTF More to follow
MTFBWU May the Force be with you.
MTFBWY May the Force be with you
Mtg Meeting
Mth Month
MU Miss you
Muah Kiss
MUD Multi-User Dimension
MW Most welcome
Mwa Kiss
Mwahugz Kisses and hugs
MYOB Mind your own business
Mysp MySpace
N And
N In
N/A Not applicable
N/A Not Available
N/m Nevermind
N/M/H Nothing much here
N00b Newbie
N1C No one cares
N2M Not too much
N2W Not to worry
N8kd Naked
NAC Not a chance
Nal Nationality
NB Please note
NB Not bad
NBD No big deal
NBJF No brag, just fact
NBL Not bloody likely
NBSP No bull s*** please
NC Not cool
NC No comment
NC Nice call
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nd And
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Ne1 Anyone
Nemore Anymore
Nethng Anything
Neway Anyway
Newaze Anyways
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NKZ No kill zone
NL Not likely
NLT No later than
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NMH Not much here
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NMJC Nothing much, just chillin'
NMJCY Not much, just chilling, you?
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NN2R No need to reply
NNITO Not necessarily in that order
NNTO No need to open
NNTR No need to reply
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NOBMR None of my business, right
NOIRL No one is really laughing
NOMB None of my business
Noob Newbie
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NOTTOMH Not off the top of my head
NOYB None of your business
NP No problem
Np Neopets
NRN No reply necessary
NS No s***
NS Nice shot
NSA No strings attached
NSFW Not safe for work
NSFW Not suitable for women
NSISR Not sure if spelled right
NSS No s*** Sherlock
NT Nice try
NTL Never too late
NTMY Nice to meet you
NTN No thanks needed
NTY No thank you
Nufn Nothing
NUIGB Not until I get back
Nvm Nevermind
Nvr Never
Nvrm Nevermind
NW No way
NWO New world order
Nxt Next
NYB Not your business
O&O Over and out
OA Over acting
OAO Over and out
OAR On a roll
OFC Of course
OFL Out for lunch
ohemgee Oh my gosh
OIC Oh, I see
OICN Oh, I see now
OK One kiss
OL Old lady
OLPC One Laptop Per Child
OLTL One Life to Live
OM Old man
OMC Oh my Carlisle
OMD Oh my darn!
OMDB Over my dead body
OME Oh my Edward
OMFG Oh my freaking gosh
OMFGAZ Oh my freaking gosh and zounds
OMFGYASB Oy my freaking gosh, you're a sexy beast
OMG Oh my gosh
OMGD Oh my gosh, duh
OMGF Oh my godfather
OMGN Oh my gosh noob
OMGROFLMAO Oh my gosh, rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
OMGWTFBBQ Oh my gosh, what the f***, barbeque
OMGYS Oh my gosh you suck
OMJ Oh my Jonas
OML Oh my L...
OMM On my mind
OMOHOD One minute, one hour, one day
OMW On my way
Onl Online
ONNA Oh no, not again
ONYD Oh no you didn't
OO On order
Oo OpenOffice
OO Over and out
OOC Out of character
OOH Out of here
OOM Out of mana
OOO Out of office
OOT Out of topic
OOTB Out of the box
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OPM Other people's money
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OT Other topic
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OTB Off the boat
OTFLMAO On the floor laughing my a** off
OTGL On the ground laughing
OTL Out to lunch
OTOH On the other hand
OTP On the phone
OTT Over the top
OTTH On the third hand
OTW Off to work
P/w Password
P911 Parent alert!
PA Parent alert
PAW Parents are watching
PAX Peace and Love
PC4PC Picture comment for picture comment
PCID Putting clothes in dryer
PCM Please call me
PDA Public display of affection
PDH Pretty darn hot
PDQ Pretty darn quick
PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PFA Please find attached
PFO Pissed and fell over
PFR Plasma, Frag, Rocket
PG Pretty good
PHAT Pretty hot and tempting
PIMP Peeing in my pants (laughing)
PIO Pass it on
PIOG Posted in other groups
PIR People in room
PIR Parent in room
PITA Pain in the a**
PJDWYS Personal joke, don't worry yourself
PK Player Killing
Pl Playlist
PL Punch line
PL Pig latin
Pl& Planned
pl8 Plate
Pld Played
PLJ Peace, love, joy
PLMK Please let me know
Plox Please
Pls Please
Plz Please
Plzrd Please read
Pm Postmeridian
PM Private message
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMPL Piss my pants laughing
PMSL Piss myself laughing
PMWOF Putting more wood on the fire
PNP Plug and Play
POC Point of contact
POC Piece of crap
Poed P*ssed off
POMS Peace out my sucka
POS Parent over shoulder
POS Piece of s***
POS Power of suggestion
Posbl Possible
POTB Pat on the back
POTC Peck on the cheek
POTC Pirates of the Caribbean
POTO Phantom of the Opera
POV Point of view
PP Patterned paper
PPDA Parents pacing de area
Ppl People
PRL Parents are listening
Prolly Probably
Prvt Private
PRW Parents are watching
PSOG Pure stroke of genius
PSP PlayStation Portable
PTB Powers that be
PTIYPASI Put that in your pipe and smoke it
PTL Praise the Lord
PTM Please tell me
PTO Pass this on
PTSB Pass the sick bucket
PUKS Pick up the kids
PUSIMP Put yourself in my position
PVC Player versus computer
PVE Player versus environment
PVP Player versus player
Pvt Private
Pw Password
Pwn Own
Pwn2own Pwn to Own Contest
Pwn3d Owned
Pwnd Owned
pwnt Owned
PWOF Putting wood on the fire
PWT Poor white trash
PYSIMP Put yourself in my place.
PYT Pretty young thing
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QFT Quoted for truth
Qq Crying more
Qqn Looking
Qt Cutie
Qtpi Cutie Pie
R Are
R8 Rate
RAK Random act of kindness
RATM Really Awesome Tiny Mice
Rawr Roar
RBAY Right back at you
RDF Real deal feeling
Rdnk Redneck
RE Regarding
RE Resident Evil
Rents Parents
Resq Rescue
RFC Request for comment
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Rgds Regards
RHIP Rank hath its privileges
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Rly Really
Rm Room
Rn Run
Rn Russian
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ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFL Rolling over freakin' laughing
ROFLMAO Rolling on floor, laughing my a** off
ROFLMAOQWERTY Rolling on floor laughing my a** off at the keyboard
ROFLMAOWEC Rolling on floor laughing my a** off while eating cookie
ROFLMBWAO Rolling on floor laughing my big white a** off
ROFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my freakin' a** off
ROFLMRO Rolling on the floor laughing my rear off
ROFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud
ROFLTRABTD Rolling on floor laughing, thinking Republicans are better than Democrats
ROFLUSA Rolling on floor laughing until sides ache
ROLF Rolling on laughing floor
ROLMBO Rolling over laughing my butt off
ROTF Rolling on the floor
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLH Rolling on the floor laughing hysterically
ROTFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
ROTFLMBO Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my f****** a** off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my fat a** off
ROTFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud
ROTS Right on the spot
RP Role play
RPG Role Playing Game
RSN Real soon now
RSVP Répondez s'il vous plaît
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rtf Return the favor
RTFA Read the flippin' article
RTFB Read the flippin' book
RTFFAQ Read the flippin' FAQ
RTFM Read the flippin' manual
RTFMM Read the flippin' manual, moron
RTFS Read the flippin' source
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RUB Are you back
RUC Are you coming?
RUCB Are you coming back?
RUCMNG Are you coming?
RUN Are you in?
RUOK Are you OK?
RUSOS Are you stupid or something?
RW Real world
Rx Prescription
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S Smiling
S Yes
S2R Send to receive
SAHM Stay at home mom
SALAB Stop acting like a baby
Samzd Still amazed
SASE Self-addressed stamped envelope
SAT Sorry about that
SB Should be
SB Smiling back
SBT Sorry 'bout that
SCNR Sorry, could not resist
SDIHTT Someday I'll have the time
SEAL Slaying everyone and laughing
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SFB S*** for brains
SFF So freaking funny
SFS Sorry for spam
SFY Speak for yourself
SH Same here
SIA Someone is around
Sic Spelling incorrect
SIG Silence is golden
SIL Sister-in-law
SIL Son-in-law
SINBAD Single income, no boyfriend, absolutely desperate
SIT Stay in touch
SITD Still in the dark
siul8r See you later
Sk8 Skate
Sk8r Skater
SLAP Sounds like a plan
SLM Socially limiting maneuver
SLY Still love you
SMDH Shaking my d*** head
SMEM Send me an e-mail
SMF So much fun
SMH Shaking my head
SML So much love
SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up
SNMP So not my problem
SO Significant other
So8 Sweet
SOAB Son of a b****
SOB Son of a b****
SOH Sense of humor
Sok It's OK
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SOS Save our souls
SOS Someone over shoulder
SOS Someone special
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SOSO Same old, same old
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Soz Sorry
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Spk Speak
Spkr Speaker
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SRO Standing room only
Srry Sorry
Srsly Seriously
Sry Sorry
SSDD Same stuff, different day
ST2M Stop talking to me
STAR Stop, think, act, review
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STFW Search the flippin' Web
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STMS Sick to my stomach
Stpd Stupid
Str8 Straight
STTH Speak to the hand
SU Shut up
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SUF Shut your face
Sum1 Someone
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Sw Software
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SWALK Sweet, with all love, kisses
SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss
SWDYWTTA So what do you want to talk about
SWMBO She who must be obeyed
SY Sincerely yours
SYIH See you in h***
SYL See you later
SYLA See you later alligator
SYS See you soon
SYSOP System operator (chat monitor)
SYT See you tomorrow
SYY Shut your yapper
T2U Talk to you
T2UL Talk to you later
T2UL8ER Talk to you later
T2UL8R Talk to you later
TA Thanks again
TAB Talking about
TAFN That's all for now
TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFU Things are really foobarred up
TAT This and that
TAY Thinking about you
TBA To be announced
TBC To be continued
TBE To be edited
TBF To be fair
TBF To be frank
TBH To be honest
TBY Teacher behind you
TC Take care
TC That's cool
TCB Taking care of business
TCCIC Take care 'cause I care
TCO Taken care of
TCOB Takin' care of business
TCOOD Taking clothes out of dryer
TCWB Take care, write back
TDL The Do LaB
TDTM Talk dirty to me
Tel Telephone
Teme Tell me
TFB Too freakin' bad
TFF Too freakin' funny
TFTI Thanks for the information
TG Thank goodness
TGIF Thank goodness it's Friday
TH Tears of happiness
Thanq Thank you
thkq Thank you
Tht That
Thx Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue in cheek
TIPS To improve professional service
TISNF That is so not fair
TISU This is so unfair
TITF That is too funny
TJI Try joining in
TKA Totally Kick A**
Tl Tell
TLA Three letter acronym
TLC Tender love and care
TLDR Too long, didn't read
Tlk Talk
Tlkin Talking
TM Tickle me
Tm Trademark
TM Trouble maker
TM Tell me
TMA Take my advice
TMAI Tell me about it
TMB Tag me back
TMB Text me back
TMDF To my dearest friend
TMFT Too much free time
TMG That's my girl
TMI Too much information
TMSF Too much Science Fiction
TMTH Too much too handle
TNG The Next Generation
TNT Till next time
Tnx Thanks
TOD Truth or dare
TOH The other half
TOH Typing one-handed
TOIOM This one is on me
TOL Thinking of laughing
Tomoz Tomorrow
TOS The Original Series
TOU Thinking of you
TOW The one with
TOW The one where
TOY Thinking of you
TPT Trailer park trash
TQ Thank you
TQVM Thank you very much
Trbl Terrible
TRS That really sucks
TSTL Too stupid to live
TT Talking to
TTBOMK To the best of my knowledge
TTFN Ta-ta for now
TTG Time to go
TTKA Time to kick a**
TTL Time to leave
TTL Time to live
TTL Talk to you later
Ttly Totally
TTM Talk to me
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TTUL Talk to you later
TTY Talk to you
TTYL Talk to you later
TTYN Talk to you never
TTYOOTD Talk to you one of these days
TTYS Talk to you soon
TTYT Talk to you tomorrow
TTYVS Talk to you very soon
TTYW Talk to you whenever
TUI Turning you in
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TWIMC To whom it may concern
TWIS That's what I said
TWIT That's what I thought
TWSB This website sucks b***s
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TWSS That's what she said
TWTI That was totally ironic
Tx Thanks
Txt Text
Txtin Texting
TY Thank you
TYL Thank you Lord
TYM Thank you much
TYT Take your time
TYVM Thank you very much
U You
U-OK You OK?
U/l Upload
U2 You too
U2U Up to you
UCE Unsolicited commercial e-mail
UDFI You don't fit in
UKWIS You know what I'm saying
Ul Upload
UNADR You need a doctor
UOME You owe me
UR You are
Ur Your
UR2M You are too much
URA* You are a star
URAB You are a b****
URAQT You are a cutie
URC You are caught
Ure You're
URSKTM You are so kind to me
USA Until sides ache
USA United States of America
USAD You're such a dork
USB You sexy b****
UT You there?
UW You're welcome
UY Up yours
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VBS Very big smile
VC Voice Chat
VE Very emotional
Vm Voicemail
VN Very nice
VSC Very soft chuckle
W/ With
W/B Welcome back
W/e Whatever
W/o Without
W00t Joy and excitement
w00t Yay
W2F Way too funny
W8 Wait
W84M Wait for me
W8AM Wait a minute
W8ing Waiting
W8n Waiting
Wa What
WADITWB We always did it that way before
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WAEFRD When all else fails, read directions
WAHM Work at home mom
WAM Wait a minute
Wan2 Want to
WAS Wait a second
Wat What
Watev Whatever
WAYD What are you doing
WAYDRN What are you doing right now
WAYDT What are you doing tonight
WB Welcome back
WB Write back
WB Way bored
WBP Write back please
WBS Write back soon
WBU What about you
WBWYC Write back when you can
WC Who cares
WD Well done
WDMB Will do my best
WDUMBT What do you mean by that
WDUW What do you want
WDYM What do you mean?
WDYT What do you think
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Webpany Web Company
WEG Wicked evil grin
WEI Whatever idiot
WEML Whatever major loser
Wht What
WHYBAD Where have you been all day
WHYBATT Where have you been all this time
WITR Who's in the room
WITWW What in the wide world
WITWW Where in the wide world
Wkd Wicked
Wknd Weekend
WL Whatta loser
Wlk Walk
WLOL Whip laugh out loud
WMAO Working my a** off
WN Why not
WNDITWB We never did it this way before
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WOHM Working outside home mom
WOMBAT Waste of money, brains, and talent
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WOOT Waste of our time
Woot Wonderful loot
WOOT We own the other team
Woot Woohoo!
WOS Wife over shoulder
Wot What
WOT Waste of time
WOTD Workout of the day
Woz Worry
WP Wrong person
WRT With regard to
WRT With respect to
WRU Where are you
WRUD What are you doing
WRUDOIN What are you doing?
WTB Want to buy
WTBH What the bloody h***
WTC What the crap
WTF What the f***
WTFAY Where the f*** are you?
WTFE What the frick ever
WTFNF What the f****n f***
WTFO What the f***; Over
WTFRU Where the f*** are you?
WTG Way to go
WTGP Want to go private
WTH What the heck
WTHDTM What the heck does that mean
WTHWT What the heck was that?
WTS What the s***
WTS Want to sell
Wtv Whatever
WTYAF Who threw you a fish?
WU What's up
WUA What's up anyway?
WUBU2 What have you been up to
WUD What are you doing
WUF Wow, you're funny
WUGF What up girlfriend
WUIGB Wait until I get back
Wut What
WUU2 What are you up to
WUWT What's up with that
Wuz Was
Wv With
WW Wrong Window
WW Wrong Way
WWI What was it
WWJD What would Jesus do
WWTFW What's with this f'd up world
WYGOWM Will you go out with me
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYWH Wish you were here
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Xd Laughing out loud
Xdd Laughing especially hard
Xep Except
Xit Exit
Xitb4ili Exit before I lose it
Xlnt Excellent
Xo Kiss and Hug
XOXO Hugs and kisses
xxx Kisses
Y Why
Y Yawning
Y/R Yeah right
Y2K You're too kind
YABA Yet another bloody acronym
YBS You'll be sorry
YBYSA You bet your sweet a**
YCCOI You can count on it
YD Yes dear
YD Ya dig?
YDI You deserved it
Yer Your
YG2BJ You've got to be joking
YGG You go girl
YGM You've got mail
YHM You have mail.
YK You're kidding
YKHII You know how it is
YKI You know it
YM Your mom
YMBJ You must be joking
YMMD You made my day
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YMSF Your momma's so fat
YOMANK You owe me a new keyboard
YOOW You're out of work
YPML You're pulling my leg
Yr Your
YRAG You are a geek
YRG You are good
YRL You are lame
YS You suck
YS Yours sincerely
YSJ You're so jealin
YSW Yeah sure whatever
YT You there?
YT Your turn
YT? You there?
YTF Why the f***
Yupz OK
YVW You're very welcome
YW You're welcome
YWIA You're welcome in advance
YYSS Yeah yeah, sure sure
YYSSW Yeah yeah, sure sure, whatever
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ZOMG Oh my gosh!
Zzz Sleeping
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A3 Anyplace, anywhere, anytime
AA As above
AA Adios amigo
AAF Always and forever
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAWC After awhile crocodile
AAYF As always, your friend
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ABCP A bad computer professional
Abt About
ACD Alt-Control-Delete
Ack Acknowledged
Add Address
Addy Address
ADM Ay dios mio
ADN Any day now
ADPIC Always Dependably Politically Incorrect
AFAIAC As far as I am concerned
AFAIC As far as I'm concerned
AFAICT As far as I can tell
AFAIK As far as I know
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AFK Away from keyboard
AFN All for now
AFU All f***ed up
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Agl Angel
AH At home
AHFY Always here for you
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AIM AOL Instant Messenger
AIP Agreement in Principle
AISB As I said before
AIUI As I understand it
AKA Also known as
ALAP As long as possible
ALOL Actually laughing out loud
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Am Antemeridian
Amazn Amazing
AMBL All my boundless love
AML All my love
AMS Ask me something
ANTM America's Next Top Model
AOC Available on cell
AOI A** on ice
AOL America Online
AOMM Always on my mind
AOYP Angel on your pillow
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App Appreciate
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ASL Age, sex, location
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ATM At the moment
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ATW All the way
ATYS Anything you say
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Azn Asian
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BAT B**** a** trick
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BB Blessed be
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BBFN Bye-bye for now
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BBIAM Be back in a minute
BBL Be back later
BBM Brains by Mattel
BBML Be back much later
BBS Be back soon
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BBT Be back tomorrow
BBW Big beautiful women
BBW Big black women
BBW Be back whenever
BBWL Be back way later
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BCNU Be seein' you
BCO Big crush on
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Bd Birthday
Bd Blu-ray
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BFFE Best friends forever
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BFFLAB Best friend for life and beyond
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BFH B**** from h***
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biffles Best friends for life
BIL Brother-in-law
BIL Boss is listening
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BLTN Better late than never
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blvmot Believe me on that
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BMBO Blow my brains out
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Br Bathroom
Br Blu-ray
BRB Be right back
BRB Bathroom break
BRBRB Bathroom, be right back
BRH Be right here
BRRRB Be rrright back
BRT Be right there
BS Bull s***
BSOD Blue screen of death
Bstd Busted
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BTA But then again
BTCHF Bye, take care, have fun
BTDT Been there, done that
BTHO Back the heck off
Bthrm Bathroom
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BU&I Between you and I
Bubi Goodbye
bup Backup Plan
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BWBR Brunette with blonde roots
BWG Big wide grin
BWL Bursting with laughter
BWTM But wait, there's more
BYH Bless your heart
BYKT But you knew that
BYOB Bring your own beer
BYTM Better you than me
C See
C&G Chuckle and grin
C2C Cam to cam
C4N Ciao for now
CAC Cool as a cucumber
CAS Clothing Aquisition Syndrome
CB Chris Brown
CBA Can't be ar**d
CBF Can't be f'ed
CC I understand
CC Carbon copy
Cd9 Parents are watching
Cd99 Parents are no longer watching
CFV Call for votes
Chingo Chat lingo
Chx Chickens
CICU Can I see you?
CID Consider it done
CIP Cell it please
CIS Consumer Information Service
CM Call me
CMB Call me back
CME Checking my e-mail
CMFWIC Chief mo fo of who's in charge
CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong
CNP Continued next post
CNRHKYITF Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face
COA Course of action
COB Close of business
COC Code of conduct
COD Call of Duty
COL Crying out loud
COS Child over shoulder
CP Club Penguin
CPE Coolest Person Ever
Cr ChatRef.com
CRAFT Can't remember a freakin' thing
CRS Can't remember stuff
CRTLA Can't remember the three letter acronym
Crz Crazy
CTC Call the cell
CTFU Cracking the f*** up
CTHU Cracking the heck up
CTN Can't talk now
CTO Check this out
Ctr Center
CTRN Can't talk right now
CU See you
CU2MR See you tomorrow
CU@ See you around
CUB Call you back
CUL Call you later
CUL Catch you later
CUL See you later
CUL8R See you later
CUL8R Call you later
CUL8RM8 See you later m8
CULA See you later alligator
CUS See you soon
Cuz Because
CWOT Complete waste of time
Cya See ya
CYB Call you back
CYDI Can ya dig it
CYE Check your e-mail
CYF Check your Facebook
CYFB Check your Facebook
CYL Catch ya later
CYM Check your MySpace
CYOA Cover your own a**
CYR Call your
CYWW2BY See ya, wouldn't want to be ya
D/C Don't care
D/l Download
D/S Dominant/Submissive
D8 Date
Da The
DA Dumb a**
DAH Dumb a** hole
DAQ Dumb asked question
DBEYR Don't believe everything you read
DBG Don't be gay
DBMN Don't bug me now
DBS Dad behind shoulder
DD Dear daughter
Ded Dead
Deets Details
DFL Dead freaking last
DFTBA Don't forget to be awesome
DH Dear husband
DH Dear hubby
DHYB Don't hold your breath
DIIK Darned if I know
DIKU Do I know you?
DIL Daughter-in-law
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a flip?
DILLIGAFF Does it look like I give a flying flip?
DIY Do it yourself
DK Don't know
DKDC Don't know, don't care
DL Down low
Dl Download
DL Doing Laundry
DLM Don't leave me
DLO Down low
DLTBBB Don't let the bed bugs bite
DLTCU Don't let them catch you
DM Do me
DMI Don't mention it
DMY Don't mess yourself
DND Do not disturb
Dnt Don't
DOM Dirty old man
DOS Dad over shoulder
DP Dear partner
DQOTD Dumb question of the day
DQYDJ Don't quit your day job
DRC Don't really care
DRK Don't really know
DS Dear son
DSI Don't sweat it
DT Dang typos
DU Don't understand
DU Darn you
DUK Didn't you know?
DULM Do you love me
DUUT Do you understand that?
DW Don't worry
DW Dear wife
DWHTGTTA Do we have to go through this again
DWL Dying with laughter
DYD Don't you dare
DYFI Did you find it?
DYJHIW Don't you just hate it when
DYK Did you know
DYLM Do you like me
DYM Did you mean
DYTTH Did you talk to him?
DYTTH Did you talk to her?
E-OK Electronically OK
Ea Each
EA Electronic Arts
EAK Eating at keyboard
EG Evil grin
EG For example
EI Eat it
Em E-mail
Emc2 Genius
Emo Emotional
Emsg E-mail Message
EOD End of discussion
EOL End of lecture
EOL End of line
EOM End of message
EOR End of rant
EOT End of thread
ESAD Eat s*** and die
ETA Estimated time of arrival
ETA Edited to add
ETD Estimated time of departure
Ez Easy
F Female
F2F Face to face
F2T Free to talk
F9 Fine
FAF Funny as fluff
FAH Funny as heck
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
Fb Facebook
FBO Facebook Official
FCOL For crying out loud
FF Freeze frame
FF Flying Fadoodle
FFA Free for all
FFF Fight for first
FFS For f***'s sake
FFWE Finds fault with everything
FH F***ing Heck
FH Future husband
FICCL Frankly, I could care less
FIL Father-in-law
FITB Fill in the blanks
FML F*** my life
Fn Fine
FNB Football and beer
FO Far out
FO Freaking out
FOAF Friend of a friend
FOB Fresh off the boat
FOCL Falling off the chair laughing
FOFL Falling on the floor laughing
FOFLMAO Falling on the floor laughing my a** off
FOOMCL Falling out of my chair laughing
FORD Found on road dead
FORD Flipped Over and Rebuilt Dodge
FORGIVE Faith, Obedience, Righteousness, Grace, Inheritance, Victory, Edify
FOTD Face of the day
FOTFL Falling on the floor laughing
FOTFLMAO Falling on the floor laughing my a** off
FOTFLOL Falling on the floor, laughing out loud
FPS First-person shooter
FPS Frames per second
Frnd Friend
FS For sale
FTEL For the epic loss
FTEW For the epic win
FTFY Fixed that for you
FTG For the group
FTL For the loss
FTMFW For the mother f***ing win
FTMP For the most part
FTP File transfer protocol
FTR For the record
FTTB For the time being
FTW For the win
FU F*** you
FU Fully understood
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUD Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
FUSIT Fouled up situation
FUT Follow up to
FW Future wife
FWIW For what it's worth
FYA For your amusement
FYEO For your eyes only
FYI For your information
G Grin
G2G Gotta go
G2G Good to go
G2GIAM Got to go in a minute
G2GP Got to go pee
G2P Gone to pee
G2PB Got to pee badly
G2TU Got to tell you
G4U Good for you
G8r Gator
G9 Goodnight
G9 Genius
GA Go ahead
GA Good afternoon
GAG Got any gossip?
GAL Get a life
GALMA Go away, leave me alone
GAS Greetings and salutations
GAS Gear Aquisition Syndrome
GAWMA Go ahead, whet my appetite
Gb Goodbye
GB2W Get back to work
GBFN Goodbye for now
GBH Great big hug
GBH&K Great big hug and kiss
GBTTD Got better things to do
GBTW Get back to work
GC Groovy cat
GD Good day
GD&H Grinning, ducking, and hiding
GD&R Grinning, ducking, and running
GDR Grinning, ducking, running
GE Good evening
Gf Girlfriend
GFN Gone for now
GFU Good for you
GFY Go f*** yourself
GFY Good for you
GG Good game
GG Good grief
Ggg Giggle
GGG Gotta get a grip
GGGB Good girl gone bad
GGL Good game loser
GGOGG Great gobs of goose grease
GI Good idea
GIC God's in control
GICBTS Gosh, I can't believe that stuff
GICNBY Gosh, I cannot believe you
GIG God is good
GIT Get over it
GIWISI Gee, I wish I said it
GJ Good job
GJP Good job partner
GK Go know
GL Good luck
GL Get lost
GL2U Good luck to you
GLHFTTYL Good luck, have fun, talk to you later
GLWT Good luck with that
GM Good morning
GM Good match
GM Good move
GMTA Great minds think alike
GMV Got my vote
Gn Goodnight
GNO Girls night out
GNOC Get naked on camera
GNST Good night, sleep tight
GOK God only knows
GOL Giggle out loud
GOL Groaning out loud
GOLF Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden
GOMB Get off my back
GOTY Game of the Year
GOW Gears of War
GOW2 Gears of War 2
GOWI Get on with it
GOWM Go out with me
GP Go private
GPOY Gratuitous picture of you
GPW Global Password
GR Gotta Run
GR&D Grinning, running, and ducking
Gr8 Great
Grl Girl
GS Good shot
GSHIWMP Giggling so hard I wet my pants
GSOH Great sense of humor
GSW Got some weed
GT2T Got time to talk
GTF Gone too far
GTFO Get the f*** out
GTFOOH Get the f*** out of here
GTG Got to go
GTR Got to run
gtrdun Get 'er done
GTSY Glad to see you
Gud Good
GUFN Grounded until further notice
Gv Give
Gvn Given
GYFO Get your freak on
GYSR Gosh, you're so random
Gz Congratulations
H Hug
H&K Hugs and kisses
H/O Hold on
H/w Homework
H8 Hate
H8t Hate
HA Hello again
HABD Have a blessed day
HAGD Have a good day
HAGS Have a great summer
HAGW Have a good week
Haha Laughing
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAN How about now?
HAND Have a nice day
Hav Have
HAY How are you
HB Hug back
HB Hurry back
HB2U Happy birthday to you
HBD Happy birthday
HBU How 'bout you
HC How cool
HCIT How cool is that
HDYLMN How do you like me now
Hehe Laughing
HF Have fun
HFC Holy freaking crap
HH Ha-ha
HH Holding hands
HH1/2KO Ha-ha, half-kidding only
HHOJ/K Ha-ha, only just kidding
HHOS Ha-ha, only serious
HHSF Ha-ha, so funny
HHVF Ha-ha, very funny
HIWTH Hate it when that happens
HK Hugs and kisses
HK Hello Kitty
HLBD Happy late birthday
Hm Home
HMSL Holding my sides laughing
HMU Hit me up
HO Hold on
HOAS Hold on a second
HOAS Heck of a shot
HOF Hall of fame
HOM Hit or miss
HOPE Highlights of Personal Experience
HOPE Have Only Positive Expectations
HORU How old are you
HOS Husband over shoulder
Hot-tea Hottie
Hp Handphone
HPDC Happy People Don't Complain
HRU How are you?
Hry Hurry
HS Head shot
HSIK How should I know
HSM High school musical
HTC Hit the cell
HTH Hope this helps
HTN High time now
HTSUS Hope to see you soon
HU Hook up
HU Hang up
HU Hold up
Hw Homework
Hw Hardware
HWP Height weight proportionate
HWU Hey, what's up?
HY Heck yeah
HYE Have you ever
I8 I ate
I8U I hate you
IA I agree
IAB In a bit
IAC In any case
IAD It all depends
IAE In any event
IAG It's all good
IAGSMSOL I am getting some money sooner or later
IAGW In a good way
IAIL I am in love
IAM In a minute
IANAL I am not a lawyer
Iat Alright
IAW In accordance with
IAWMP I almost wet my pants
IAWTC I agree with the comment
IAYF It's all your fault
IB2D I beg to differ
IC I see
IC In character
ICBW I could be wrong
ICE In case of emergency
ICHI I can't help it
ICL In Christian Love
ICO In care of
ICO In concern of
ICOCBW I could, of course, be wrong
ICURNVS I see you are envious
Id10t Idiot
IDC I don't care
IDEK I don't even know
IDFK I don't freaking know
IDGAF I don't give a f***
IDGI I don't get it
IDGRA I don't give a rat's a**
IDHI I don't have it
IDK I don't know
IDMB I'll do my best
IDNDT I did not do that
IDNK I do not know
IDR I don't remember
IDS I'm dead serious
IDT I don't think
IDTS I don't think so
IDU I don't understand
IE That is
IFOCN In front of computer naked
IFSFY I feel sorry for you
IG I guess
Iggy Ignored
IGI I get it
IH8U I hate you
Iha I hate acronyms
IHI I have it
IHU I hate you
IHY I hate you
IIOK If I only knew
IIRC If I remember correctly
IJC2SILU I just called to say I love you
IJDGAF I just don't give a f***
IK I know
IKHYF I know how you feel
IKR I know, right?
IKWUM I know what you mean
IKYD I know you did
ILAMY I love and miss you
ILMM I love my man
ILU I love you
ILU I like you
ILUB I love you baby
ILUGTD I love you guys to death
ILUM I love you man
ILUVU I love you
ILY I love you
ILY2 I love you too
ILYFE I love you for eternity
ILYK I'll let you know
ILYL I love you lots
ILYLC I love you like crazy
ILYMTYWEK I love you more than you would ever know
ILYSM I love you so much
ILYWAMH I love you with all my heart
IM Instant Message
IM Instant Messenger
IMA I might add
IMAO In my arrogant opinion
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMD In my dreams
IME In my experience
IMHARO In my humble and respectful opinion
IMHBMAO In my humble but most accurate opinion
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMHO In my honest opinion
IMIO In my infallible opinion
Imma I'm gonna
IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion
IMNSVHO In my not so very humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IMOT I'm on that
IMS If memory serves
IMSO In my sovereign opinion
imtg In meeting
IMU I miss you
IMVHO In my very humble opinion
IMY I miss you
imya I miss you already
INR I know right
INRS It's not rocket science
INU I need you
Iono I don't know
IOU I owe you
IOW In other words
IPN I'm posting naked
IR In room
Ir8 Irate
IRDK I really don't know
IRL In real life
IRSTBO It really sucks the big one
IRT In regards to
IS I'm sorry
ISH I'm so hungry
ISO In search of
ISO Is seeking other
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTM It seems to me
ISWYM I see what you mean
ITBOOTP In the bathroom, out of toilet paper
ITILY I think I like you
ITILY I think I love you
ITMT In the meantime
ITR Internet Talk Radio
ITR Income Tax Return
ITR In the room
ITTWACW I thought this was a Christian website
ITYF I think you'll find
ITYM I think you mean
ITYS I told you so
IW2BWU I want to be with you
IWTY I would tickle you
IWU I want you
IYQ I like you
J Joking
J/K Just kidding
J/P Just playing
JAM Just a minute
JAS Just a second
JASE Just another system error
JBC Just because
JC Just checking
JC Just chilling
JC Just curious
JFGI Just flippin' Google it
JFK Just freakin' kidding
JIC Just in case
JIT Just in time
JJ Just joking
JK Just kidding
JLMK Just let me know
JMHO Just my humble opinion
JMO Just my opinion
JOOC Just out of curiosity
JP Just playing
JS Just saying
JSYK Just so you know
JTLYK Just to let you know
JUIL Just you I love
JW Just wondering
K OK
K Kiss
kas Kicking and screaming
KB Kiss back
Kewl Cool
KHYF Know how you feel
KIR Keepin' it real
KISS Keep it simple, stupid
KIT Keep in touch
KK Kiss kiss
KK OK
Kl Kool
KM Kiss me
KMA Kiss my a**
KMAB Kiss my a** b****
KMB Kiss my butt
KMMFA Kiss my MF a**
KMSO Knocked my socks off
KOS Kid over shoulder
KOS Kill on site
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KOTL Kiss on the lips
KPTONDL Keep it on the down low
KSC Kinda sorta chuckle
kthx OK, Thanks
KTHXBAI OK, thanks, bye
KUTGW Keep up the good work
Kw Know
KWIM Know what I mean
KWIS Know what I'm saying
KYSOTI Keep your stick on the ice
L Laughing
L/F/E Lovers forever
L2M Listening to music
L2P Learn to play
L8 Late
L8er Later
L8r Later
LA Laughing a lot
Laf Laugh
Laffing Laughing
LAFS Love at first sight
LAL Laugh a little
LAL Laughing a lot
LAST Locate, Access, Stabilize, Transport
Lawl LOL
LBF Later, best friend
LC Let's celebrate
Lemeno Let me know
LEP Love emo people
LF Looking for
LFD Left for day
LFK Let's french kiss
LFM Looking for more
LFTD Left for the day
LFTD Laugh for the day
LHO Laughing head off
LIG Life is good
Lil Little
LIQ Laughing inside quietly
LL Later loser
LLC Laughing like crazy
LLOL Literally laughing out loud
LLPOF Liar liar pants on fire
LM Letters mailed
LMA Leave me alone
LMAO Laughing my a** off
LMAOROF Laughing my a** off rolling on the floor
LMAOROTF Laughing my a** off and rolling on the floor
LMBO Laughing my butt off
LMFAO Laughing my freakin' a** off
LMFAO Laughing my fat a** off
LMFAOPIMP Laughing my freaking a** off peeing in my pants
LMFBO Laughing my fat butt off
LMFHO Laughing my freakin' heart out
LMHO Laughing my hiney off
LMIRL Let's meet in real life
LMK Let me know
LMO Leave me one
LMO Let's make out
LMWAO Laughing my white a** off
LOC Load of crap
LOFL Laughing out freakin' loud
LOI Laughing on the inside
LOL Laughing out loud
LOL Little old lady
LOL Lots of love
LOLAWS Laugh out loud and with style
LOLHK Lots of love, hugs, and kisses
LOLOL Lots of laugh out louds
LOLROFLMAO Laughing out loud, rolling on floor, laughing my a** off
LOLUSA Laughing out loud until sides ache
LOLZ Laugh out louds
LOML Love of my life
LOQ Laugh out quietly
LOTFLOL Lying on the floor laughing out loud
LOTI Laughing on the inside
LOTR Lord of the Rings
LQTM Laughing quietly to myself
LRL Laugh real loud
LRU Least Recently Used
LSHMSFOAIDMT Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco
LSS Long story short
LST Long-sleeve t-shirt
LTD Lovers till death
LTMQ Laughing to myself quietly
LTNS Long time, no see
LTP Let's talk privately
Ltr Letter
LTR Long term relationship
Ltr Later
LU Love you
Lu4ever Love your forever
LUA Love you a lot
LUB Love you, bye
LUGLS Love you guys like sisters
LUL Love you lots
LULAB Love you like a brother
LULAF Love you like a friend
LULAS Love you like a sister
LUM Love you man
Luv Love
Luzr Loser
Lv Love
LV1 Leave one
LWT Laughing with tears
LY Love ya
LYA Love you always
LYK Let you know
LYL Love you lots
LYLAB Love you like a brother
LYLAS Love you like a sister
LYMI Love you, mean it
Lyn Lying
LYSM Love you so much
M Male
M$ Microsoft
M/f Male or female
M02 My two cents
M8 Mate
Mab Maybe
MB My bad
MBF My best friend
MBS Mom behind shoulder
MD@U Mad at you
MD@UFN Mad at you for now
MDIAC My dad is a cop
Me2 Me too
MF Mother F***er
MFB Mother F***ing B****
MGB May God bless
Mgmt Management
Mhm Mm-hmm
MHOTY My hat's off to you
MI Marching Illini
MIA Missing in action
MIB Men in Black
MIBG Mental image be gone
MIL Mother-in-law
MIMAS May I make a suggestion
Min Minute
Mins Minutes
MIPS Millions of Instructions Per Second
Mishu Miss you
MKA Make additions
MLIA My life is average
MM Merry meet
MM Missing my
MM Make me
MMA Meet me at
MMAMP Meet me at my place
MMB Message me back
MMBBG Massively Multiplayer Browser-Based Game
MMFU My mate fancies you
MMHRD Many Many Happy Returns of the Day
Mmk OK
MMO Masively Multiplayer Online
MMOB Mind my own business
MMOG Massively Multiplayer Online Game
MMORPG Massively multiplayer online role-playing game
MMRD My mind is rolled down
Mng Manage
Mngr Manager
Mob Mobile
MOH Medal of Honor
MOH Maid of Honor
MOO My own opinion
MORF Male or female
MOS Mom over shoulder
MOTAS Members of the appropriate sex
MOTOS Members of the opposite sex
MOTSS Members of the same sex
MOTU Masters of the Universe
MOTU Mark of the Unicorn
MP Merry part
MR Mentally Retarded
MRU Most recently used
Ms Microsoft
Ms Miss
MSB My sexy b****
Msg Message
MST Must see today
Mt Mistype
MTF More to follow
MTFBWU May the Force be with you.
MTFBWY May the Force be with you
Mtg Meeting
Mth Month
MU Miss you
Muah Kiss
MUD Multi-User Dimension
MW Most welcome
Mwa Kiss
Mwahugz Kisses and hugs
MYOB Mind your own business
Mysp MySpace
N And
N In
N/A Not applicable
N/A Not Available
N/m Nevermind
N/M/H Nothing much here
N00b Newbie
N1C No one cares
N2M Not too much
N2W Not to worry
N8kd Naked
NAC Not a chance
Nal Nationality
NB Please note
NB Not bad
NBD No big deal
NBJF No brag, just fact
NBL Not bloody likely
NBSP No bull s*** please
NC Not cool
NC No comment
NC Nice call
NCZ No capture zone
nd And
Ne Any
Ne1 Anyone
Nemore Anymore
Nethng Anything
Neway Anyway
Newaze Anyways
NFIAH Never fear, I am here
NFL Not freakin' likely
NFW No freakin' way
NG No good
NH Nice hand
NIB New in box
NJ No joke
NK No kidding
NKZ No kill zone
NL Not likely
NLT No later than
Nm Nevermind
NM Not much
NMH Not much here
NMHJC Not much here, just chilling
NMJC Nothing much, just chillin'
NMJCY Not much, just chilling, you?
NMTN Nevermind that now
NN2R No need to reply
NNITO Not necessarily in that order
NNTO No need to open
NNTR No need to reply
No Know
No1 No one
NOBMR None of my business, right
NOIRL No one is really laughing
NOMB None of my business
Noob Newbie
NOTD Nail of the day
NOTTOMH Not off the top of my head
NOYB None of your business
NP No problem
Np Neopets
NRN No reply necessary
NS No s***
NS Nice shot
NSA No strings attached
NSFW Not safe for work
NSFW Not suitable for women
NSISR Not sure if spelled right
NSS No s*** Sherlock
NT Nice try
NTL Never too late
NTMY Nice to meet you
NTN No thanks needed
NTY No thank you
Nufn Nothing
NUIGB Not until I get back
Nvm Nevermind
Nvr Never
Nvrm Nevermind
NW No way
NWO New world order
Nxt Next
NYB Not your business
O&O Over and out
OA Over acting
OAO Over and out
OAR On a roll
OFC Of course
OFL Out for lunch
ohemgee Oh my gosh
OIC Oh, I see
OICN Oh, I see now
OK One kiss
OL Old lady
OLPC One Laptop Per Child
OLTL One Life to Live
OM Old man
OMC Oh my Carlisle
OMD Oh my darn!
OMDB Over my dead body
OME Oh my Edward
OMFG Oh my freaking gosh
OMFGAZ Oh my freaking gosh and zounds
OMFGYASB Oy my freaking gosh, you're a sexy beast
OMG Oh my gosh
OMGD Oh my gosh, duh
OMGF Oh my godfather
OMGN Oh my gosh noob
OMGROFLMAO Oh my gosh, rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
OMGWTFBBQ Oh my gosh, what the f***, barbeque
OMGYS Oh my gosh you suck
OMJ Oh my Jonas
OML Oh my L...
OMM On my mind
OMOHOD One minute, one hour, one day
OMW On my way
Onl Online
ONNA Oh no, not again
ONYD Oh no you didn't
OO On order
Oo OpenOffice
OO Over and out
OOC Out of character
OOH Out of here
OOM Out of mana
OOO Out of office
OOT Out of topic
OOTB Out of the box
OOTD Outfit of the day
OOYFM Out of your freaking mind
OP Original poster
OPM Other people's money
OT Off topic
OT Other topic
Ot Overtime
OTB Off the boat
OTFLMAO On the floor laughing my a** off
OTGL On the ground laughing
OTL Out to lunch
OTOH On the other hand
OTP On the phone
OTT Over the top
OTTH On the third hand
OTW Off to work
P/w Password
P911 Parent alert!
PA Parent alert
PAW Parents are watching
PAX Peace and Love
PC4PC Picture comment for picture comment
PCID Putting clothes in dryer
PCM Please call me
PDA Public display of affection
PDH Pretty darn hot
PDQ Pretty darn quick
PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PFA Please find attached
PFO Pissed and fell over
PFR Plasma, Frag, Rocket
PG Pretty good
PHAT Pretty hot and tempting
PIMP Peeing in my pants (laughing)
PIO Pass it on
PIOG Posted in other groups
PIR People in room
PIR Parent in room
PITA Pain in the a**
PJDWYS Personal joke, don't worry yourself
PK Player Killing
Pl Playlist
PL Punch line
PL Pig latin
Pl& Planned
pl8 Plate
Pld Played
PLJ Peace, love, joy
PLMK Please let me know
Plox Please
Pls Please
Plz Please
Plzrd Please read
Pm Postmeridian
PM Private message
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMPL Piss my pants laughing
PMSL Piss myself laughing
PMWOF Putting more wood on the fire
PNP Plug and Play
POC Point of contact
POC Piece of crap
Poed P*ssed off
POMS Peace out my sucka
POS Parent over shoulder
POS Piece of s***
POS Power of suggestion
Posbl Possible
POTB Pat on the back
POTC Peck on the cheek
POTC Pirates of the Caribbean
POTO Phantom of the Opera
POV Point of view
PP Patterned paper
PPDA Parents pacing de area
Ppl People
PRL Parents are listening
Prolly Probably
Prvt Private
PRW Parents are watching
PSOG Pure stroke of genius
PSP PlayStation Portable
PTB Powers that be
PTIYPASI Put that in your pipe and smoke it
PTL Praise the Lord
PTM Please tell me
PTO Pass this on
PTSB Pass the sick bucket
PUKS Pick up the kids
PUSIMP Put yourself in my position
PVC Player versus computer
PVE Player versus environment
PVP Player versus player
Pvt Private
Pw Password
Pwn Own
Pwn2own Pwn to Own Contest
Pwn3d Owned
Pwnd Owned
pwnt Owned
PWOF Putting wood on the fire
PWT Poor white trash
PYSIMP Put yourself in my place.
PYT Pretty young thing
QFE Question for everyone
QFT Quoted for truth
Qq Crying more
Qqn Looking
Qt Cutie
Qtpi Cutie Pie
R Are
R8 Rate
RAK Random act of kindness
RATM Really Awesome Tiny Mice
Rawr Roar
RBAY Right back at you
RDF Real deal feeling
Rdnk Redneck
RE Regarding
RE Resident Evil
Rents Parents
Resq Rescue
RFC Request for comment
Rgd Regard
Rgds Regards
RHIP Rank hath its privileges
RL Real life
Rly Really
Rm Room
Rn Run
Rn Russian
ROF Rolling on floor
ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFL Rolling over freakin' laughing
ROFLMAO Rolling on floor, laughing my a** off
ROFLMAOQWERTY Rolling on floor laughing my a** off at the keyboard
ROFLMAOWEC Rolling on floor laughing my a** off while eating cookie
ROFLMBWAO Rolling on floor laughing my big white a** off
ROFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my freakin' a** off
ROFLMRO Rolling on the floor laughing my rear off
ROFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud
ROFLTRABTD Rolling on floor laughing, thinking Republicans are better than Democrats
ROFLUSA Rolling on floor laughing until sides ache
ROLF Rolling on laughing floor
ROLMBO Rolling over laughing my butt off
ROTF Rolling on the floor
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLH Rolling on the floor laughing hysterically
ROTFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
ROTFLMBO Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my f****** a** off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my fat a** off
ROTFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud
ROTS Right on the spot
RP Role play
RPG Role Playing Game
RSN Real soon now
RSVP Répondez s'il vous plaît
RT Real-time
rtf Return the favor
RTFA Read the flippin' article
RTFB Read the flippin' book
RTFFAQ Read the flippin' FAQ
RTFM Read the flippin' manual
RTFMM Read the flippin' manual, moron
RTFS Read the flippin' source
RTI Real-Time Interruption
RUB Are you back
RUC Are you coming?
RUCB Are you coming back?
RUCMNG Are you coming?
RUN Are you in?
RUOK Are you OK?
RUSOS Are you stupid or something?
RW Real world
Rx Prescription
RYFS Are you freakin' serious?
S Smiling
S Yes
S2R Send to receive
SAHM Stay at home mom
SALAB Stop acting like a baby
Samzd Still amazed
SASE Self-addressed stamped envelope
SAT Sorry about that
SB Should be
SB Smiling back
SBT Sorry 'bout that
SCNR Sorry, could not resist
SDIHTT Someday I'll have the time
SEAL Slaying everyone and laughing
SERP Search engine results page
SF Science Fiction
SFB S*** for brains
SFF So freaking funny
SFS Sorry for spam
SFY Speak for yourself
SH Same here
SIA Someone is around
Sic Spelling incorrect
SIG Silence is golden
SIL Sister-in-law
SIL Son-in-law
SINBAD Single income, no boyfriend, absolutely desperate
SIT Stay in touch
SITD Still in the dark
siul8r See you later
Sk8 Skate
Sk8r Skater
SLAP Sounds like a plan
SLM Socially limiting maneuver
SLY Still love you
SMDH Shaking my d*** head
SMEM Send me an e-mail
SMF So much fun
SMH Shaking my head
SML So much love
SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up
SNMP So not my problem
SO Significant other
So8 Sweet
SOAB Son of a b****
SOB Son of a b****
SOH Sense of humor
Sok It's OK
SOL S*** out of luck
SOOI Stay out of it
SOS Same old stuff
SOS Save our souls
SOS Someone over shoulder
SOS Someone special
SOSG Someone over shoulder gone
SOSO Same old, same old
SOW Speaking of which
Soz Sorry
Sp Spelling
Spk Speak
Spkr Speaker
SPROS Stop, parents reading over shoulder
SRO Standing room only
Srry Sorry
Srsly Seriously
Sry Sorry
SSDD Same stuff, different day
ST2M Stop talking to me
STAR Stop, think, act, review
STFU Shut the f*** up
STFW Search the flippin' Web
STHU Shut the heck up
STMS Sick to my stomach
Stpd Stupid
Str8 Straight
STTH Speak to the hand
SU Shut up
SUAFU Situation unchanged, all fouled up
SUF Shut your face
Sum1 Someone
Sup What's up
SUSFU Situation unchanged, still fouled up
Sw Software
SWA So what a**
SWAK Sealed with a kiss
SWALK Sweet, with all love, kisses
SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss
SWDYWTTA So what do you want to talk about
SWMBO She who must be obeyed
SY Sincerely yours
SYIH See you in h***
SYL See you later
SYLA See you later alligator
SYS See you soon
SYSOP System operator (chat monitor)
SYT See you tomorrow
SYY Shut your yapper
T2U Talk to you
T2UL Talk to you later
T2UL8ER Talk to you later
T2UL8R Talk to you later
TA Thanks again
TAB Talking about
TAFN That's all for now
TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFU Things are really foobarred up
TAT This and that
TAY Thinking about you
TBA To be announced
TBC To be continued
TBE To be edited
TBF To be fair
TBF To be frank
TBH To be honest
TBY Teacher behind you
TC Take care
TC That's cool
TCB Taking care of business
TCCIC Take care 'cause I care
TCO Taken care of
TCOB Takin' care of business
TCOOD Taking clothes out of dryer
TCWB Take care, write back
TDL The Do LaB
TDTM Talk dirty to me
Tel Telephone
Teme Tell me
TFB Too freakin' bad
TFF Too freakin' funny
TFTI Thanks for the information
TG Thank goodness
TGIF Thank goodness it's Friday
TH Tears of happiness
Thanq Thank you
thkq Thank you
Tht That
Thx Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue in cheek
TIPS To improve professional service
TISNF That is so not fair
TISU This is so unfair
TITF That is too funny
TJI Try joining in
TKA Totally Kick A**
Tl Tell
TLA Three letter acronym
TLC Tender love and care
TLDR Too long, didn't read
Tlk Talk
Tlkin Talking
TM Tickle me
Tm Trademark
TM Trouble maker
TM Tell me
TMA Take my advice
TMAI Tell me about it
TMB Tag me back
TMB Text me back
TMDF To my dearest friend
TMFT Too much free time
TMG That's my girl
TMI Too much information
TMSF Too much Science Fiction
TMTH Too much too handle
TNG The Next Generation
TNT Till next time
Tnx Thanks
TOD Truth or dare
TOH The other half
TOH Typing one-handed
TOIOM This one is on me
TOL Thinking of laughing
Tomoz Tomorrow
TOS The Original Series
TOU Thinking of you
TOW The one with
TOW The one where
TOY Thinking of you
TPT Trailer park trash
TQ Thank you
TQVM Thank you very much
Trbl Terrible
TRS That really sucks
TSTL Too stupid to live
TT Talking to
TTBOMK To the best of my knowledge
TTFN Ta-ta for now
TTG Time to go
TTKA Time to kick a**
TTL Time to leave
TTL Time to live
TTL Talk to you later
Ttly Totally
TTM Talk to me
TTTT Too tired to talk
TTUL Talk to you later
TTY Talk to you
TTYL Talk to you later
TTYN Talk to you never
TTYOOTD Talk to you one of these days
TTYS Talk to you soon
TTYT Talk to you tomorrow
TTYVS Talk to you very soon
TTYW Talk to you whenever
TUI Turning you in
TUT Totally unique thought
Twds Towards
TWHS That's what he said
TWIMC To whom it may concern
TWIS That's what I said
TWIT That's what I thought
TWSB This website sucks b***s
TWSI That was so ironic
TWSS That's what she said
TWTI That was totally ironic
Tx Thanks
Txt Text
Txtin Texting
TY Thank you
TYL Thank you Lord
TYM Thank you much
TYT Take your time
TYVM Thank you very much
U You
U-OK You OK?
U/l Upload
U2 You too
U2U Up to you
UCE Unsolicited commercial e-mail
UDFI You don't fit in
UKWIS You know what I'm saying
Ul Upload
UNADR You need a doctor
UOME You owe me
UR You are
Ur Your
UR2M You are too much
URA* You are a star
URAB You are a b****
URAQT You are a cutie
URC You are caught
Ure You're
URSKTM You are so kind to me
USA Until sides ache
USA United States of America
USAD You're such a dork
USB You sexy b****
UT You there?
UW You're welcome
UY Up yours
VBG Very big grin
VBS Very big smile
VC Voice Chat
VE Very emotional
Vm Voicemail
VN Very nice
VSC Very soft chuckle
W/ With
W/B Welcome back
W/e Whatever
W/o Without
W00t Joy and excitement
w00t Yay
W2F Way too funny
W8 Wait
W84M Wait for me
W8AM Wait a minute
W8ing Waiting
W8n Waiting
Wa What
WADITWB We always did it that way before
WADR With all due respect
WAEFRD When all else fails, read directions
WAHM Work at home mom
WAM Wait a minute
Wan2 Want to
WAS Wait a second
Wat What
Watev Whatever
WAYD What are you doing
WAYDRN What are you doing right now
WAYDT What are you doing tonight
WB Welcome back
WB Write back
WB Way bored
WBP Write back please
WBS Write back soon
WBU What about you
WBWYC Write back when you can
WC Who cares
WD Well done
WDMB Will do my best
WDUMBT What do you mean by that
WDUW What do you want
WDYM What do you mean?
WDYT What do you think
We Whatever
Webpany Web Company
WEG Wicked evil grin
WEI Whatever idiot
WEML Whatever major loser
Wht What
WHYBAD Where have you been all day
WHYBATT Where have you been all this time
WITR Who's in the room
WITWW What in the wide world
WITWW Where in the wide world
Wkd Wicked
Wknd Weekend
WL Whatta loser
Wlk Walk
WLOL Whip laugh out loud
WMAO Working my a** off
WN Why not
WNDITWB We never did it this way before
WOA Work of art
WOHM Working outside home mom
WOMBAT Waste of money, brains, and talent
WOOT Way out of topic
WOOT Waste of our time
Woot Wonderful loot
WOOT We own the other team
Woot Woohoo!
WOS Wife over shoulder
Wot What
WOT Waste of time
WOTD Workout of the day
Woz Worry
WP Wrong person
WRT With regard to
WRT With respect to
WRU Where are you
WRUD What are you doing
WRUDOIN What are you doing?
WTB Want to buy
WTBH What the bloody h***
WTC What the crap
WTF What the f***
WTFAY Where the f*** are you?
WTFE What the frick ever
WTFNF What the f****n f***
WTFO What the f***; Over
WTFRU Where the f*** are you?
WTG Way to go
WTGP Want to go private
WTH What the heck
WTHDTM What the heck does that mean
WTHWT What the heck was that?
WTS What the s***
WTS Want to sell
Wtv Whatever
WTYAF Who threw you a fish?
WU What's up
WUA What's up anyway?
WUBU2 What have you been up to
WUD What are you doing
WUF Wow, you're funny
WUGF What up girlfriend
WUIGB Wait until I get back
Wut What
WUU2 What are you up to
WUWT What's up with that
Wuz Was
Wv With
WW Wrong Window
WW Wrong Way
WWI What was it
WWJD What would Jesus do
WWTFW What's with this f'd up world
WYGOWM Will you go out with me
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYWH Wish you were here
X Kiss
Xd Laughing out loud
Xdd Laughing especially hard
Xep Except
Xit Exit
Xitb4ili Exit before I lose it
Xlnt Excellent
Xo Kiss and Hug
XOXO Hugs and kisses
xxx Kisses
Y Why
Y Yawning
Y/R Yeah right
Y2K You're too kind
YABA Yet another bloody acronym
YBS You'll be sorry
YBYSA You bet your sweet a**
YCCOI You can count on it
YD Yes dear
YD Ya dig?
YDI You deserved it
Yer Your
YG2BJ You've got to be joking
YGG You go girl
YGM You've got mail
YHM You have mail.
YK You're kidding
YKHII You know how it is
YKI You know it
YM Your mom
YMBJ You must be joking
YMMD You made my day
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YMSF Your momma's so fat
YOMANK You owe me a new keyboard
YOOW You're out of work
YPML You're pulling my leg
Yr Your
YRAG You are a geek
YRG You are good
YRL You are lame
YS You suck
YS Yours sincerely
YSJ You're so jealin
YSW Yeah sure whatever
YT You there?
YT Your turn
YT? You there?
YTF Why the f***
Yupz OK
YVW You're very welcome
YW You're welcome
YWIA You're welcome in advance
YYSS Yeah yeah, sure sure
YYSSW Yeah yeah, sure sure, whatever
Z Zero
ZOMG Oh my gosh!
Zzz Sleeping
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