A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....



Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct

slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and

jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs

such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

system.



Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to

no avail. What can I do?



Signed,

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REPLY



DEAR Madam,



First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband

1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and

do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run

the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to

default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring

Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs

a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources.)



In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program or

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and

cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional

software

to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.



Good Luck Madam!



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Technical support team